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By Joey G
Joey G’s--
Inside ECPW
A mysterious
man has been showing up at recent ECPW events
claiming to be the father of Creeper. We all heard
the tale that Creeper was constructed from parts from
various dead bodies but this man states that Creeper
was indeed, born and he is his biological father. His
picture bears a strong resemblance to Creeper.
Doug
DeVito’s “Repeat Offenders”
held on to
their titles in a brutal match with Gunner Trash & Jersey
Devil, known to all as “Jersey Trash” in a brutal
match. The state of New Jersey which gave us The Jersey
Boys, The Soprano’s, The Housewives of New Jersey & Jersey
Shore has now given us one of the hottest tag teams in
ECPW—Jersey Trash.
Jeff “The
Future” Coleman
continues
his assault on all ECPW wrestlers. In a recent TV
match with Jay Santana, Jeff continued to savagely
beat on Santana. Referee Tony Meyers, tried
to intervene as Jeff pushed Meyers twice
costing him the match but earning Jeff a hefty fine.
He faces possible suspension as his actions will be reviewed
by senior ECPW officials
-6/27
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Each and every week, ECPW, brings you fans the most
exciting wrestling action on television today. This week was
no exception. In a no-disqualification match, Nick Talent
& Nick Napoleon were having an exciting back and forth
match until the self proclaimed “Vampire”, Timothy Plazma
interfered and cost Napoleon the match.
Napoleon was furious after the match and has vowed
revenge on Plazma.
A tremendous match up was taking place between The Island
Warriors & The Repeat Offenders until Doug DeVito interjected
himself into the match and cost the Island Warriors a
victory. Sean Martin & Slugger, have been a very
impressive team enjoying much success which earned them a
title match. They have vowed that they want to go home to
their native Jamaica as tag team champions.
Trey Owens was successful over Ben Cromwell. It is still hard to
believe that that the Owens Brothers are not together
and feuding. This has upset Mama Owens. She
has repeatedly tried to get them to end their vicious feud
but has not been successful.
--4/29
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ECPW
fans are
counting the days to this Friday’s TV Taping at the Elks
Lodge in Paramus as ECPW will present one of the
most exciting nights of professional wrestling with “Luck
Of The Draw”. Fans will participate in picking out the
type of match to be contested on this special night. Will it
be a “Steel Cage Match”,” Falls Count Anywhere”, “Lumber
Jack Match”, “Sicilian Stretcher Match” and which wrestlers
will be called upon to enter into one of these matches.? All
wrestlers must be prepared for the most dangerous night of
their career. This is what makes ECPW so popular with
the fans.
Jeff “The
Future” Coleman
continues to
play mind games with the “Re-enforcer”, Andrew Anderson.
Apparently Jeff showed up at a restaurant, where
Anderson was dinning and almost caused a riot.
Coleman was ushered out but Anderson could not
finish his meal as he was so upset. Anderson left
shortly and was heard screaming, “the S. O. B. ruined my
dinner”. This will eventually come to a brutal conclusion,
one way or another”.
The TV
audience witnessed another exciting victory for Tony “The
Goodfella” Fiore over the powerful Tony Moose as
the grappler from Hoboken is becoming more popular with each
match.
4/22/10
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You can call this ECPW wrestling superstar, Red Hot
Russ “Mr. ECPW”, as he has done it all. He held the tag
team championship belt on more than one occasion. He was
the TV Champ, Light heavyweight champ as well as holding the
ECPW Heavyweight title. Russ, one of the more
popular wrestlers in ECPW, was entering the ring on
the last TV taping and was viciously attacked by The
Repeat Offenders--- Crazy Ivan & “Big” Pete Nixon. I
asked the diabolical, Doug DeVito why and he just
calmly said, “Because we can”. You can rest assure that
Red Hot Russ wants revenge and he is currently searching
for a partner. ECPW has been approached by a few
cable networks to enter into the “Monday Night War” Stay
tuned as this one is evolving.
4/7/10
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In an
attempt to get to the bottom of the speculated dissension
between one of the most successful tag teams to ever appear
in ECPW, the Owens Brothers, I was told to
mind my own business by older brother Jay Owens. It
was clearly evident that there are some issues as Jay
was super kicked by his brother after a recent match on
television and it has been very noticeable their precision
tag team timing has been off for the last few months. My
prediction these two will put there differences aside and be
a well oiled wrestling machine again at the next TV Taping.
In a recent
match between Ryan Roxbury & W.A.S.P., who controlled
the match with a deciding pin in the middle of the ring, the
W.A.S.P. picked up Roxbury and carried him
back to the dressing room. Before he got back to the
dressing room, he bowed to the fans with a surrealistic
smile on his face. What is up with him and why did he pick
up his opponent?
Rumor has it
that there are two wrestling organizations now competing for
the services of ECPW’s marketing genius, Alan
Gimmick-Table. Under the VP of Marketing, ECPW
ran more shows last year than ever and product sales have
skyrocketed.
2/9/10
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First of
all, I want to wish all our ECPW fans a very Happy and
Healthy New Year. I was lucky enough to be invited to the
Sports Agent, Doug DeVito’s, pallatial estate for a
post New Years bash. Great food including Chateau Briand,
unlimited Lobster and the best imported wines were served.
No one can come close to hosting a bash like DeVito
can. Could it be that be that Doug was lobbying for
votes as he would like to take his fifth Manager Of The Year
Award. Since I had two lobsters, he has my vote.
The last TV
Taping had Jeff Coleman’s attorneys preventing him
from wrestling Andrew Anderson but the red tape has
been cut and Andrew Anderson has agreed to meet
Coleman on January 22nd at the Elks Lodge in
Paramus in a winner take all match. The winner gets not
only the belt but both of the wrestler’s purses. Wrestling
experts feel that Jeff Coleman has been using these
tactics to successfully get into Andrew Anderson’s
head. The Re-Enforcer simply goes into a wild rage at
the mention of The Future’s name as evidenced when he
destroyed part of the set at the last TV Taping.
See you all
at the Awards Dinner January 23rd at the
Saddle Brook VFW. If you don’t have your tickets, get
them quickly, before this highly anticipated event is sold
out like last year. Who will be the Fan Of The Year? Lots
of competition for that one as there is for all of the
awards. Only one thing is certain and no need for voting----Joey
G is the best color commentator in all of professional
wrestling today. Take that to the bank. One of our fans
asked to have another category next year, “Most Out Of
Shape Wrestler”. She said her vote would go to
WASP. I am sure WASP would get many votes.
1/5/10
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The ECPW
has recently seen a resurgence of the dreaded, Army
Of Darkness. They first burst on the scene at a TV
Taping and cost Ace Wylde the light heavyweight
championship title at the hands of the undead, Timothy
Plazma. After Timothy Plazma’s first title
defense, the massive and diabolical Kuvatro, from New
Guniea attacked the already beaten Ryan Roxbury. This
was all engineered by the mysterious mastermind----Damnasia,
who promises to bring in additional members for her
deadly and already growing Army Of Darkness.
Jeff Coleman
and Andrew Anderson were on opposite sides in a tag
team match but the fans did not see too much action between
these two as Tugboat and The Masked Superstar
carried most of the action until a second Masked
Superstar appeared. Coleman and Anderson
will eventually be in a one on one match up as the fans are
demanding to see this one. It will be very interesting as
these two actually hate each other. The Masked Superstars
will be teaming up in tag-team action and we are hearing
of more tag teams coming into the ECPW very soon.
Speaking of
tag-teams, Frankie Flow and The Merangue Warrior
looked like a formidable tag-team and have declared that
they will even get better. They are working very hard to
improve their newly formed partnership.
After a
lengthy absence due to several injuries to his knee,
Hoboken’s own, Tony Fiore scored an impressive win
over Dan Mandini. Tony told me that it was because of
Gino Caruso, that Tony got into the wrestling
business and his dream is to eventually team with Caruso
one day. He also told me that wrestlers like
Little Tony Moose give Italians a bad name.
12/9/09 |
